Peter Tucker
you have to both sh-t and p-ss in a john q. public. when you enter the restroom, you find a little john awaiting you. since you have to both sh-t and p-ss, you do the “peter tucker”, ie, tuck your weiner, so as to avoid hitting your p-ck-rhead on the inside of the toilet.
this morning, i woke up with a woody johnson, but i also had to p-ss like a fire hose, so i did the peter tucker to avoid getting the john d-ckens.
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