petrology
when you have given up on life and need a lame excuse to not jump off a bridge, you study petrology, because who doesn’t love to know more about f-cking rocks and their compositions??
bob: “dude, your wife had s-x with your best friend, i joined in too but never mind that, and i caught your children masturbating to monster hentai videos.”
john: “f-ck life, imma go study petrology now.”
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