petting both sides of the cat

a figure of speech to ill-strate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.
-that politician is petting both sides of the cat.

-when your mom shares pro-trump facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he’s a racist you would be correct to say: “mom, you are petting both sides of the cat.”

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