phallentine’s day
february 12th. a phallic celebration. a superior holiday to precede galentine’s day on february 13th and valentine’s day on february 14th. it is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.
hey chris, i heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for galentine’s day. let’s go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on phallentine’s day.
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