phallusy
the stories men make up about their love life
when don bragged about his hot date with becky, it was a phallusy.
to lie about the size of one’s p-n-s
“andy said he was 9 inches hard. that is such a phallusy.”
a deceptive, misleading, or false notion on the subject of one’s p-n-s, usually about size.
guy 1 – “yeah my d-ck was actually too big for her, it was painful. i mean it’s probably about 9 inches.”
guy 2 – “really? impressive.”
guy 3 (whispers to guy 2) – “g-d that is such a phallusy.”
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guy – “heard your boyfriend’s p-n-s is green.”
girl – “phallusy: shut the f-ck up.”
an impression, based on a man’s false accounts or exaggerations, of his s-xual prowess.
dale’s wild ride through sandals adult resorts gave rise to the phallusy that surrounds him today.
a big mistake made by a guy who is a real d-ck.
my d-ckhead brother got in a car accident today while texting. what a phallusy
the term phallusy denotes any statement used in an online forum that may not necessarily be in agreement with other users and in particular, moderators. by referring to said statement as a phallusy, the user is typically trying to indicate a falsehood, promote their own importance, and the announce the relative ignorance of the issuer of said statement and signal an oncoming personal attack generally resulting in the use of the phrase: d-ckhead.
me stating that you have presented a logical phallusy with this topic …
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