phantom snacker

an unknown raider who eats food without purchasing the item. has never been seen but evidence of open or half eaten food packages can be found in virtually any supermarket/store. often leaving food in an unrelated area.
employee 1: why is there an open package of oreos in the electronics section?

employee 2: the phantom snacker strikes again.

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