Phantom Turd Snake

when a person feels they have let out the longest log t-rd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking sh-t. the feeling is most disappointing for twitter sh-tters everywhere.
“i was going to tweet about this giant sh-t i took, but alas it was a phantom t-rd snake.”

not to be confused with “phantom sh-t”

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