Pheighl
the real fail spelling of “fail”
a window washer falls off a 20-story building and somehow miraculously survives. he is so overjoyed by this fact that he offers to buy everyone around him a drink. as he crosses the street to a bar, he gets run over by a truck. that my friends, is a pheighl.
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