Philadelphia Eagles

despite always being good, they’ve never won a super bowl; home of mcnabb
the eagles mauled dallas 40-7
desperate nfl football franchise that embarks on a yearly pilgrimage to “almost, but not quite good enough.” from t.o. to the dog-fighter who introduces himself to women as ron mexico, there isn’t a sc-mbag this team isn’t willing to sell its soul to in its effort to finally win a superbowl. of course, like all other nfl teams, its player collection of ignorant, arrogant malcontents mirrors the city it represents. a team that has always been and will always be green with envy of the pittsburgh steelers.
when i sit down to watch tabloid television, i usually tune in to the philadelphia eagles game, because although i know i’m about to watch a bunch of losers, i also know i just might see a pretty funny train wreck as well.

eagle fan: my team is the greatest ever; we win games!
steeler fan: are you high? every team “wins games,” but the steelers win superbowls and lots of them!!!
eagles fan: oh really, we beat the cowboys that year you guys lost to them in the superbowl.
steelers fan: ha ha ha ha ha ha; typical dumb-ss eagle fan retort. just plain sad!!!
an awesome team that didn’t actually get their -sses kicked in super bowl xxxix as arturo rosas says. they lost 24-21 on a last minute field goal, the way in which the patriots always win.
the philadelphia eagles came up short, but they will be back…
the nfc champions that just owned scaldo and mjs face by beating the atlanta falcons and getting into the superbowl while the pittsburgh steelers got owned by the new england patriots.
“reporter: it’s pandamonium down on the field as the eagles has just earned the right to represent the nfc in the superbowl!

reporter: in other news, roethlisjewnoseberger just choked and was destroyed by the new england patriots. mj and scaldo from urbandictionary.com have thusly been owned in their face.

back to you steve.”
the football team of philadelphia that is the glue that holds the city together. lead by coach andy reid, the eagles have shown that they are not completely dependent on t.o.( the peice of cr-p that he is) or mcnabb (the injury pr-ne amazing quarterback) and have been able to make it to the playoffs without both of these players, which no one said they would do.

and to everyone who says that the eagles are just a bunch of chokers in the nfc championship…was your team even there to lose it?

they also have to best fight song and chant, which you will hear at any philadelphia sporting event, not just football, yea we just have
that much p-ssion.

e-a-g-l-e-s
eagles!!
t.o.- i’m glad i am no longer a player for the philadelphia eagles.

reporter- thats funny, t.o., cause i think they beat you twice this year. i think it more like philadelphia is glad your not an eagle.

t.o.- (says nothing because he doesn’t have a comeback because you can’t fight the truth.)
formed in 1933, the eagles struggled in their early years, but became dominant in the 1940s, making 3 straight championship games from 1947-49, winning t-tles in the ’48 and ’49 games. under the leadership of quarterback norm van brocklin, they won their third and most recent t-tle in 1960. the team struggled for many years afterward, turning it around only in the late 1970s. from 1978-81, the team went on a streak of consecutive playoff berths that included a loss in 1980’s super bowl xv. under the mult-talented quarterback randall cunningham, the team had 4 playoff berths between 1988-92, and followed these runs up with 2 more postseason apperances later in the decade. in the early 2000s, the eagles were one of football’s best teams with 5 straight playoff berths from 2000-04. however, philadelphia’s postseason record was dismal and it included 3 consecutive home nfc championship losses. the team finally made the super bowl in 2004, but lost a close one to the patriots. in 2005, the eagles collapsed, due in part to the terrell owens fiasco, and finished with a poor record.
“the patriots have won their third world championship in four seasons! and all the philadelphia eagles can do is sit and wonder. they come up just short in another crucial playoff game, losing super bowl xxxix.”
the best nfl team ever, who beats the dallas cowboys(girls) -sses on a daily basis
whoa, dude, the dallas cowboys just got destroyed by the philadelphia eagles

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