philassopher
a person (usu. male) who keeps looking at other people’s (usu. females’) bottoms, and who generally prefers -n-l s-x to v-g-n-l s-x.
i’m not gonna have that phil-ssopher guy at my party; he keeps staring at people’s -sses and commenting on them!
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(used humorously to mean) the study of -sses a: what was john’s major at university? b: phil-ssophy, i guess. whenever i saw him, he was standing in the hallway checking girls’ -sses!
- Pirate key
to insert your four finger and middle finger into one’s r-ct-m ,once inside nice and deep curl the two fingers in to a pirate hook and turn counter clockwise. lubricant is optional my wife loves me to open her booty with the pirate key before i give her my plank. pirate key is a s-xual […]
- poo noddles
when sh-t goes down the eye of ones d-ck because you have been chopping your girls -ss for way to long and your such a grub you didnt shower after. to get full champ cred you must insist a follow up bl-w j-b in the morning after. poo noddles
- Quizzacious
in a mocking manner the parodist rattled off quizzaciously:”hey vsauce, michael here!”.
- Research Ninja
when you see a hot girl in a youtube video and you want to know who she is (obviously for research purposes), you ask that in the comment section. then a research ninja volunteers, do his research, risk his life to stalk her on the internet and get you the information you want. person 1: […]