philly chee hoff
(n.) the best actor of our generation, philip seymour hoffman. he averages about 4.7 movies a year, and he used to be a “that guy” until his oscar-winning performance in “capote.”
example 1: philly chee hoff was incredible in “boogie nights.” he totally had me believing he would s wahlberg’s d!
example 2: if i could have s-x with any celebrity, it would definitely be elisha cuthbert. but if she were unavailable, i wouldn’t hesitate to make love to philly chee hoff.
(n.) the proper nomenclature in reference to phillip seymour hoffman, the greatest actor of our generation.
“philly chee hoff was unforgettable in ‘boogie nights’. he totally had me believing he would s wahlberg’s d.”
“philly chee hoff, the only man i’d have s-x with.”
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