Phliz
the icky hair that gets stuck in the drain after (most likely) a male leaves the shower. this stuff is nasty and having to clean it out is terrible. like, no joke, it’s sick. phliz has also been known to be found in the sink after someone shaves outside of the shower, and has been more commonly spotted in hotel room showers. try to avoid this, and if you happen to come across it, try not to puke.
when you walk in the shower and look down, you see some little strands of hair weaved into the drain. when trying to pull that one teeny strand out, it somehow morphs into a gross ball of hair. yeah, it’s sick.
sentence: “ok. if anyone of you leaves anymore phliz in the shower, i will kill you.
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