phone lag
the amount of extra time that disappears into the ether at a red-to-green light or the additional time sh-t-canned while moving forward in any line, primarily due to those obliviously lost starring into their phone.
boss- you seem to be later than usual this morning?
you- yea, left 15 mins early, but i experienced some serious phone lag during my commute, it’s getting impossible to pre-determine these days.
you at wally-mart; ( standing with a puzzling look)
your friend: you better get in line, what are are you waiting for?
you: i’m trying to calculate the phone lag we’re about to experience either behind the shopping moms or the pack of millennials???
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