phone spooning
basically, when you are on the phone with a loved one and you have no way of getting to them, you phone spoon. you cuddle up next to your phone, put it on speaker, and spoon it. it’s a very efficient way of expressing love for your girlfriend/boyfriend. you can talk and feel comfortable without being seen. if it doesn’t feel the same, you can put your phone into a body pillow and phone spoon that way.
also if you have a secret admirer, you don’t have to be embarr-ssed of phone spooning them because they will never know!
hey tony lu, do you want to have some fun phone spooning with me?
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