Phonetato
taking a picture with your smartphone that is so horribly out of focus, or too dark, or too much light or just generally the sh-ttiest picture ever taken.
“dude, this picture is horrible, it’s out of focus, and poorly-lit. what did you take the picture with?”
“my phone’s camera”
“a potato could take a better pic than this””might as well call it a phonetato”
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