Phritz


a guitarist who thinks he’s super awesome but who really can’t play at all. a showy, w-nky musician who has the best equipment but who has zero talent. usually thinks everyone is impressed with his rockstar moves, but everyone is laughing at him.
(phritz) (boyband) (fritz d) (lol) (douche) (hipster) (git) (emo) (fake) (really bad music) (pretentious muso) (w-nk music)

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