a manipulative person who submits that they will gently insert one finger, and one finger only, during -n-l play, but then forces their fat d-ck without concern for the vulnerable partner.
barrack hussein obama baited us with affordable care, and then shoved the piece of sh-t that is known as the affordable care act down our throats / up our -sses. he is truly a phumf-cker.

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