Pick up Chicks


a little known game played around the high school football stadiums. the purpose of the event is to get as much b–bs, -ss, p-ssy, tongue, or really anything s-xual as possible.

scores are tallied at the end and extra points are given to team players and sly maneuvers.

one can automatically win by getting laid at any time during the season, while on the stands surrounded by their friends.
varsity game tomorrow. let’s play us some pick up chicks! bring a blanket, this could get dirty.

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