when your parent walks in on you jerking off and you turn around and spray them with your load.
i was over at jimmy’s house and his mom walked in on me and i pickle sauced her.
- Gaming Chair
a chair usually infront of your gaming computer or infront of your tv that has the smell of a mixture of sh-t and slight p-ss, or the smell of swet due to the fact that you haven’t been taking a shower and your -ss literally lives on that chair and has grown it’s roots on […]
shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun. 2. made a stupid mistake. mike just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! i derped! derped (v.) to derp or have the action of derp be used upon you. shannon really derped when she fell face first on her skateboard. […]
- female blowjob
when a male is licking a female’s v-g-n- and as the female is about to squirt the male will blow the juice back and keep blowing until he hears a pop. i gave your mum a female bl-wj-b and she wuz queefing 4 dayz!
- scottish baked pie
filling a pie with a scotsman’s s-m-n and baking it. mm delicious mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy? hunter: no sorry. why? mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie hunter: oh ok. ill ask around mary: thanks
a real sl-t that can’t get enough d-ck. man, you would never believe that that innocent looking, pretty, shy mormon girl deena was such a ‘d-ckdiggler’, i mean every dude i ever knew has f-cked her!