picnic table


the act of bending a girl over doggie-style and having s-x while eating a full four course meal on her back
dude, i would totally picnic table the sh-t out of brandon’s mom!
to fornicate with an unknown member of the opposite s-x in a public or inappropriate location.
“i want to picnic table some honies tonight.”

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