piddle-padding
the act of rubbing your d-ck on everything.
“ozzy was piddle-padding all around your bed and i just wanna know if he’s been washed because i don’t wanna get aids”
“what do you call magic johnson in a wheel chair??”
“rollaids”
hahahaha
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