where little kids (or anyone who has trouble holding their water) swims.
timmy: “mommy? where’s sissy?”
mommy: “she’s across the street at the piddler’s pool dear.”
- summoner's rift
home person 1: yo let’s go home, you’ve been playing for 48 hours straight. person 2: shut your mouth jimmy, summoner’s rift is my home.
- master dark
best twitch streamer ever on planet earth. he plays a lot of cool games and can destroy a whole universe in one hit. twitch master__dark master dark just went live on twitch
a person who makes plans with you, knowing from the start they will blow you off, but waits until the last minute before cancelling plans. geezus. i had a feeling weeks ago she was a dated-ck, but i gave her the benefit of the doubt. now i’m stuck looking for other losers who have nothing […]
- sanchez chili bowl
when performing -n-l and your partner procedes to squirt dihreaha out of their -ss , so much so that you feel the need to collect it and serve it to your 14 children in the morning. kid 6: do we have to keep eating this left over chili? dad 1: tell your mom to stop […]
- olivia rovid
this girl seems to be happy most of the time with her smile and how she laughs. but she really just feels lonely and worrisome inside. she may come out confident but really inside her heart is aching from being insecure. she always feels like she doesn’t belong but she hides that as well. there […]