Pillow Jacked
when one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a f-ggot.
me: yo dude, i’m hittin’ the sack
bro: aight me too.
(takes the last pillow)
me: what the f-ck bro? you totally just pillow jacked me!
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