Pillow Pet
a plushy pillow animal that likes to make love to your good dreams and destroy your nightmares.
it’s a pillow! it’s a pet! its a pillow pet!
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a pillow that you can turn into a pet! sooo cute!!(;
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a device only used for children storing their weed until they grow up and smoke crack like an adult
oh sh-t moms almost home, we gotta hide the gr-ss in my pillow pet!
a euphemism for s-x among preteens.
tim: dude! eva and i are gonna play pillow pets after school today.
rick: heh, she’s such a sl-t cuz we played it this morning in homeroom!
a woman with a nice body but ugly face. generally a s-xual reference. from the idea that you can put her face in a pillow so you don’t have to see it during s-x
“look at her, she gotta great body.”
“yeah but she’s a pillow pet.”
pillows that can be unfolded into stuffed animals. possibly the dumbest f-cking thing you could ever buy a kid.
santa gave my 7 year old cousin 2 pillow pets for christmas. he presumed to sit in a corner and cry for 6 hours.
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