pimprovement
making an improvement, especially to the home, car or worksp-ce, with the sole intention of attracting the opposite s-x or improving one’s chances of getting laid.
marcos got laid twice after hanging the velvet centaur painting of himself in his bedroom. it was an obvious pimprovement.
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