pinch and twist


v. one method of scratching an itch on your b-lls. grasp the itchy section of scr-t-m between your thum and forefinger and twist the skin ever so gently. or ever so violently, depending on how itchy you are.

synonym: pinch and roll
girlfriend: “what are you doing with your hands down your pants all the time?”
me: “the pinch and twist.”

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