small tissue in front of your brain, behind the center of your forehead, that naturally releases serotonin and melatonin that creates dreams when you are in deep sleep as well as in the final moments leading up to your death. discovered by the ancients; this very mysterious and powerful gland has incredible hallucinogenic, some say spiritual, properties beyond science and understanding. it can be activated while awake by the inhalation of a living organism compound called dimethyltyptamine (dmt) through an amazonian ritual called ayahuasca or by smoking the powdered compound alone. also known as the spirit molecule, it is said that it is the one thing that all living beings and organism have common on this planet and possibly others.
“today, we will study the power of what is referred to as, your third eye.”
-the pineal gland .
- Pittsburgh Walking Taco
first, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the t-st-cl-s. enjoy! mmm i can’t wait to give mitch a pittsburgh walking taco!
the ‘persona’ of an artist– a persona, in the word’s everyday usage, is a social role or a character played by an actor. the word is derived from latin, where it originally referred to a theatrical mask an anthro pony or ‘furry’ is an anthropomorphic animal– that is, an animal that has human traits, or […]
- Poop Lock
a life saving maneuver used to prevent someone from p–ping in their pants. basic p–p lock- standing perfectly still with back straight, feet together, and b-tt cheeks clenched. advanced p–p lock in addition to the basic form, a person can gain added effectiveness by standing on tippy toes, holding their breath, clenching teeth, asking for […]
when you sh-t yourself and the p–p pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection. person 1: hey whats wrong with that guys pants? person 2: dude thats totally a p–prection!
- porch hippie
annoying hippie that lives on his porch more than his house that d-mn porch hippie kept me up all night parting on his porch