Pink Desert


a term to describe a dry v-g-n-.
guy 1: ohhh yeah she was all for it.
guy 2: oh wow you luck guy!
guy 1: oh i know! but she had a really pink desert which was depressing.
guy 2: oh, that ruined it then

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