Pino’d


the stage of drunkeness surp-ssing “blackout” by 10^13 levels. this state is often reached after playing battle shots with bruce lee and eating a pigs nose.

this state often accompanies belligerent sluring and a state of general unknowingness and the only statement you can produce is “pino” and “pino’d”
“man steve is so pino’d, he drank a texas mickey to himself and now he’s laying on the lawn”

“officer” – sir are you drunk?

“pino’d man” – ni offiecr in noy drink im pino’d”

“officer” – okay sir have a goodnight down on george street.

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