the condition of not being able to sleep, due to excessive excitement about a project or event, causing one to spend hours on end searching and pinning on pinterest during odd hours of the night, ending in less than 5 hours of sleep over consecutive days. usually the illness is temporary, but some are pr-ne to long term bouts.
all the diy projects i want to do for the furniture in my new bedroom has given me a bad case of pinteresomnia.
- n*gg* in the white
when you’re black and white at the same time. f-ck you ellen, n-gg- in the white n-gg- in the white n-gg- in the white. (the person saying this is most likely hammered)
- splodgy dodger
the word used when two brothers play soggy biscuit with a jammy dodger. “hey dylan do you wanna play splodgy dodger with me?” “sure owen i’d love to come play splodgy jodger with you!”
something that is fat and listens to screamo zequa is just so fat
a person who is both an optimist and a pessimist. pessimism for the win! (this is funny because a pessimist wouldn’t ever say for the win, but a pessioptimist would.)
- breakup propaganda
p-ssive-aggressive memes, quotes, someecards, or posts used to “express” oneself after a breakup on social media outlets such as facebook, pinterest, and twitter. although breakup propaganda is often used in an attempt to feel better about oneself, it often inadvertently shouts “hey, look at me! i just went through a breakup and obviously am not […]