Pionism


a religious belief that our almight father, pio the silent sleeper created for our leisure. this belief emphasizes the human nature of doing absolutely nothing except sleeping.

when a young believer has p-ssed the test of laziness and procrastination, the word ‘pionized’ can be expressed.
all hail pionism.
this pionism got me very lazy, i need to start working harder.
dude i think you just got pionized.
to revolt against government corruption through non-life-threatening destruction of government property by use of farm equipment.
that guy just crushed 7 cars with a huge tractor! he’s part of the pionism movement.

that dude just sprayed city hall with a sh-t spreader! yeah, he’s part of the pionism movement too!

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