pipe yourself


a suggestion that you go and play with something phallic, in your own time and according to your own wonts. the ‘pipe’ of ‘pipe yourself’ has a wide range of connotations, from a tie to the french ‘pipe’ one might faire, to the lead pipe in cluedo and its implied physical threat.
a: “shall we watch ‘doctors’?”

b: “go pipe yourself”

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