Pipster
a parent hipster. more pretentious than hipsters because they now think their life has purpose.
“did you hear dov charney just knocked up a b-tch?”
“oh, no! not another pipster!”
a pipster is a combination of hipster and popster (pop people). they are often mistaken with real hipsters. a true hipster is not mainstream. a pipster is a mainstream hipster. they have a little part of the hipsters style, but when the hipster changes it because it is too mainstream, then the pipster keeps wearing it.
the hipster often has long beard, and messy hair. the pipster still has a clean boy cut.
“oh my god! did you see that pipster! he looked like hipsters did 2 years ago!”
pipster is an awesome person. she is stephanie. she rocks peoples world. if you like it or not she is the best! she hearts you so heart her back.
-pipster hearts you
-did you see pipster today? she was laughing at an oreo.
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