Sparkle Fairy
a new variation of vampires pioneered by the twilight franchise. they bear minimal resemblance to cl-ssical vampires and in many ways are more akin to fairies. one such difference is that they “sparkle” in the sun instead of dying and awesome deaths.
girl: oh no! is that a vampire coming to kill us!
guy: no don’t worry it’s just a sparkle fairy.
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