Pitching a loaf


taking a sit down, poping a squat, or just resting the old keister.

the type of sitting that can only be on a step, or on a bench out side of a gas station. pitching a loaf is a very popular activity among the old. a loaf pitching team was formed in 1974 by the late milhouse carroll. the team inspired many old gas station loiters to convert loafisum, a much less radical group. but by the time word of the team got around, all the founding members had p-ssed away right in their loafing spots. loafing is not limited just to the old and decrypted, it can be done by a boss, or those old at heart. but a word to the wise, don’t take loaf pitching lightly, because its not just an action, its a way of life. as told in the timeless words of milhouse carroll, “once the loaf has started, you and your bench, will never be parted.”

boss: get those tax returns done while i’m pitching a loaf.

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