a pithy, satirical cartoon ill-strating editorial comment and/or bias.
the “pithoon” in today’s paper was hysterical, so wrong on so many levels but so right in so many ways.
- pivot guy
the guy who slaps the f-ck out of you for watering your marijuana plants with gatorade. i tried to quench my plants thirst with gatorade but got b-tch slapped by the pivot guy.
a prost-tute who will sleep with anyone and give bl-wj-bs whether they’re a boy or girl and wears really short skirts, low cut belly tops and red stilettos even in the winter. that panastasia i had s-x with was great last night!
- punk mocker
a person who may wear the clothes and look the part, but has absolutely no idea what punk rock music really is about. also known as a poseur. did you see that punk mocker buying that s-x pistols mousepad at hot topic?
- placenta claus
a fictional charachter based on the fictional character “santa clause” who is a de-ranged twisted violent version of the round, jolly man who appears every december. placenta claus is bearded but it is not gray. also, placenta claus is jolly, sometimes nice, and much skinnier than santa claus. placenta claus usually appears on the friday […]
- placenta tree
after 6 years of hiding your placenta in the back of the freezer and hoping that the power doesnt go out again for the 5th time that month.. placenta blood trickling into your tofu ice cream…the day finally comes when your boyfriend saves up enough “crop cash”for down payment on a piece of land. the […]