pittsburgh pepperoni is a fraternity prank frequently played on new pledges that are rushing a fraternity. it’s origins is believed to be a popular college in downtown pittsburgh, although it has recently become a popular prank across the country. to perform a pittsburgh pepperoni senior fraternity brothers sh-t on a tray or plate. then they slice the sh-t up into slim slices and place it on top of a pepperoni pizza. the pizza is then served to new pledges after a long night of drinking.
hondo: hey you dudes have been drinking all night would you like some pizza?
new pledge: sure man that sounds great!
—the next morning—
new pledge: man, i have sh-tty taste in my mouth.
hondo: ha ha ha i bet you do, that pizza we served you last night was a pittsburgh pepperoni!!
new pledge: -barf- man i was wondering what all that brown stuff was that was stuck between my teeth.
thinking or trying to overall act like a pimp but always failing. i was out with this hot -ss chick last night. “did ya get any?” no i pimpfailed.
- pink bubble
the female bubble that the green/blue bubble wants to be with at all times. she is sooooooo0oo0o0o0ooo0 cute. i miss you, pink bubble!
- pink laundry
items of clothing requiring sophisticated laundering techniques (e.g., hand wash, gentle cycle, cold water only, lay flat to dry, dry clean only) that tend to remain unlaundered for long periods of time and are often worn infrequently. examples: lingerie, items made from wool, silk, or linen fabric. the adjective “pink” hints at their delicate nature. […]
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turning a woman’s -ssh-l- inside out during -n-l i f-ck-d her -ss so much i gave her a pink starburst
- pit check
1. (verb) smelling your armpits to make sure they don’t smell bad. 2. (noun) an instance of pit checking. 1. -sniff- what’s that smell? pit checking time! 2. man, i just did a pit check, my pits stink!