Pitty Friend


when you fell so sorry for someone (pitty them), usually an outcast, and you’re friends with them, even if you don’t like them. (you probably won’t really like them anyway.)
“hey he’s not my friend, he’s my pitty friend.”
some one you feel bad for because they are picked on and have no freinds so you tell them your theyr freind even though you realy just feel bad for them.
after i told him i was his freind he wont leave me alone i realy hate him hes just my “pitty friend’ that stalks me.

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