planter’s ass
a person who sits long periods of time on their -ss causing it to widen and become platform like. it will take shape of the seat of the chair. more likely a fat person on welfare who has no life.
jerry points out to his son tom and says “look at your mom sitting in the chair on the computer all day, i think she’s developing planter’s -ss. “
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