plate runner
a newtown, ct, local police officer, who comes to this town from some other town and think they own the place. n-body liked them in high school, they didn’t go to college, and they don’t like to see anyone being more successful then themselves. the most action they see is h-ssling teen agers for hanging out, and there only job duty is to drive around tailgating people and running there plates in there stupid computers, then for whatever reason they want, they will pull you over and because there jealous and n-body likes them they will h-ssle you, saying your eyes look blood shot, they will say they smell smoke/alcohol because they want to search your car and bust your -ss so you get kicked out of college, because they where to lazy/dumb to get a real degree, they don’t want you to have one either, then maybe they will get promoted so they get b-mped up on the bacon scale to oink oink.
could this plate runner tailgate me any closer? i’m going to slam my breaks on him so he can see if my break lights.
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