Platinum Fag

a gay man who has never had s-x with a woman. also known as the gay male version of gold star lesbian, but even rarer (thereby platinum).
i’ve groped women, but never, you know, f-cked a girl (grimacing in disgust at the idea of s-x with a woman)…i’m a platinum f-g.

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