Plattstered
being completely off your face after the consumption of only a minor amount of alcohol. named after one nick platt, the foremost scholar on the subject
a friend downs 1-3 standard drinks, then proceeds to profess his unconditional love for all those around him or her. plattstered people generally demonstrate all the characteristics seen in drunken people, including:
– abusiveness
– loss of coordination
– loudness
– loss of inhibition
however, these effects are completely out of proportion with the amount of alcohol consumed.
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