Playdo fists
a fat persons hand upon making a fist. because of the excess fat around the hands, knuckles are not defined. this means the fist is blob like and sometimes they have small dimples where pr-nounced knuckles can be found on the hand of a person of average build. this gives the appearence of a childs sculpting of a hand from child friendly playdo modelling clay.
having playdo fists restricts the owners ability to deliver an effective punch if needed.
as lucy sat writing her essay i noticed she had playdo fists
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