pleasantville
a small town in westchester county ny. it is not rare to see groups of hoodlum 6 year olds flipping their sh-t all over town. for such a small town, there is an excess of donuts, frozen yogurt, pizza, and nail salons. but really, there are at least 8 nail salons within an area of less than two square miles. the schools are fine but are full of -ssholes who think they run the place. hint: not the teachers. the train station is convenient because there aren’t many interesting things to do here. the occasional party is quickly ended by the police or the parents, who are equally as frightening. so next time your driving south to the city, make sure you keep driving right past this “pleasant” town. ps- pleasantville is ravaged by wild westlakers who roam the town on friday afternoons. proceed with caution.
foreigner- ” what are they doing? ”
pleasanvillian- ” who knows? this is pleasantville ”
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