Plork


plork – dutch acronym, stands for “prachtig lichaam, onmeunige rotkop”. freely translated: “marvellous body, terrible -sshead”. usually used to describe female, but, because the word is nons-xual, can also be used to describe a male one.
my friend, who studies electrotechnics, complained to me there are only plorks in his cl-ss.
prettig lichaam ongelovelijke rotkop

translation:

nice body very ugly face
a: thats a plork
b: d-mn she got a body, but her face is ugly
when your newborn sh-ts on you.
f-ck. my baby just plorked on me.
the sound of a p-n-s entering a juicy orifice
this expression actually comes from a zap comic book (or similar clone). in one story the caped hero is strapped to a table and a luscious female is lowered onto his upright large member. a frame actually shows the entry, with the sound “plork!”
the act of playing and working at the same time.
dave enjoyed plork; he would type his entire essay into the chat log of the computer game he was playing.

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