plqazokmwsxijnedcijnrfvuhbtgy
n. this pattern of typing shows that you have ascended from humanly possible boredom. this can be shown if there is no signs of homework, essays or anything one is required to do. this also occurs when one has completely run out of things to do on the internet, such as after watching all videos on youtube.
person 1: plqazokmwsxijnedcijnrfvuhbtgy
person 2: have you considered reading a book?
person 1: asdfghjkl!!!
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