pluke


a big spot on the face or zit
a scottish word “plukeface”
a person with zits – it’s onomatopoeic from the noise it makes when you squeeze it.
aye, aye, frank zappa.

it’s also
a scottish word
that means spot
zit, acne, white-head

so give it a chance before you down thumb it,

have a wee think:
“am i from scotland?”
2 scottish folk:
“woke up this mornin’ wae a m-ssive pluke oan ma forehead, look! man, ‘s like another heid. look at it, it follows ye round the room d’nt it?”…”that’s pure boggin man. go wash yer face ya manky pr!ck.”
a word originating from the late frank zappa meaning “to f-ck”
dude, did you pluke that fat -ss chick last night?
s-xual intercourse. a term widely used in virginia in the 1970s.
i pluked your sister and shot my glue on your family’s sofa.
my boyfriend’s surname is pluke…
i rate the first definition says it all.
ummmm…..

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