Plungered
when a particular individual has ingested more alcoholic beverages than their liver can process, rendering them incapable of any kind of discernible speech and/or the ability to stand by themselves.
“did you see wee tam last night?”
“aye, he was absolutely plungered! we took him home in a wheelbarrow we found and dumped him at his front door”
when you take a m-ssive cr-p in the toilet and your mum or some other poor being has to suck it out with a plunger.
what is that stuck in the toilet?
i don’t know but i hope my mate lin plungered it.
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