the fear of choking.
did you know mara has pnigophobia? that’s why she always eats so slowly.
if i was rich and worthy i wouldn’t use a dating site. if i was beautiful and charming i wouldn’t use a dating site. i can only -ssume there’s a huge unclaimed pool of clueless rich tw-ts and foxy b-tches out there, and that the rich tw-ts are clueless enough to want to marry one […]
- pocket symphony
another phrase for flogging the dolphin, or masturbating. i was so turned on in s-x ed cl-ss today i had a pocket symphony in my pants.
- Pointless Thread
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to state something in a stilted and overly dramatic fashion. “john, we’ve got to… get beer… i… can’t… handle this… sober!” “dude, don’t kirkulate at me, there’s whisky at the gig.”
a young man who seeks the company of a much older woman; a.k.a. a cougar hunter the safarists scanned the bar for a hot cougar to take home later.