Poch
1. v. to t-bag
2. n. a derogatory used to describe a tool or douche bag
one day while on campus, the poching posse realized that the world was lacking at least one swear word; we decided to discover it through our ingenuity. of course, it would be a four-letter word, that is a given. the first consonant could not be the same as any other existing swear; we arrived at “p” after trying before it the preceding 15 letters of the english alphabet. the four-letter word must end also with a hard consonant sound. after the process of elimination, we arrived at the “ch”. the remaining vowels were a no brainer. now for the definition: what is the most grotesque act that yet has received an accompanying swear word? t-bagging of course. each time the word is pr-nounced, its profanity and explicitness increase.
nate: dan and i were wrestling the other day, i got him in a lock and totally poched him.
the police officer did not have to get so close to me after pulling me over for a speeding ticket. he totally could have poched me from that distance.
the offspring of the offspring of the all powerful cake/brownie god “meme”
poch! ur grandma is meme!!!! sick!!!!
a term of endearment used by lesbians to other lesbians
hey poch i have a boyfreind and you do too, but im a lesbian like you
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